So I spent the seconds counting down to a new year cleaning an actively pooping baby. Such fun! She just wouldn't stop. And of course it was runny. And of course she stuck her foot in it, then rubbed it on one leg, which then got on her other leg. She's a baby; she squirms. Then it got all over my hands. She finally stopped pooping, and so we managed to get her cleaned up. I did get a kiss though.
I saw a sign board telling me that it was -0 at 1:30 am last night. I think it was lying to me. I don't know why it would single me out to lie to. What did I ever do to it?
I broke my party pooperness and played Scattergories (as much as The Daughter would let me). I had fun. And there should be more than 12 lists. I will now play 3 games with a group of non-competitive (this is important) people. A party will be held in celebration.
I found the laptop my parents gave me (The Dad's old one. Don't be jealous) a week after they left. I am choosing to use post-pregnancy brain as an excuse. Putting it at my place at the table doesn't mean I'll see it. It must be wrapped and presented to me. Preferably with great ceremony.
I was thinking about why purple is my favorite color (I over analyze every thing) and realized that purple is traditionally the color of royalty. I have decided that I must have been royalty in a past life. It's only fitting.
Nursing has really given me practice typing with one hand. I'll be great at this after a year.
Happy New Year.
Scattergories! I love that game and just got it for Christmas. And guess what? The new games have 16 lists. I will scan them and send them to you. Also, if you go to this link http://www.erdufylla.net/misc/scattergories-card_LISTS13-18.pdf there are even more lists. They said lists 13+ but they don't correspond to the lists in my new box so someone must have made them up but they look like good lists. Let me know what you think.
ReplyDeleteSweet!
ReplyDeleteSo....what do you consider offensive....?
ReplyDeleteProbably a lot less than most people who read this blog. What I would find offensive would be if a flame war started (I don't think I have enough readers to worry about that) and there was a bunch of insults flying around. Or if someone said something hurtful to me. If I've said it on my blog, you could probably say it in the comments.
ReplyDeleteOhh okay. So saying youre a sexy beast is fine. Sexy beast.
ReplyDeleteWe still need to have lunch.
We so totally do. Text me when you know you'll have a free day. If you don't mind the baby coming, I will probably be able to go any time. And yes, calling me a sexy beast is a very good idea.
ReplyDeleteAre you kiddin?! I Want the baby to come. You must be crazy to think Id have a problem with that. I can hold her the whole time and fawn over her while you eat :)
ReplyDeleteI didn't think you'd have a problem, but I've learned that you never know. Sometimes I'm smart. So I thought I would make sure. I like your plan.
ReplyDeleteGood then its settled. Next week sometime?
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